Meanwhile Michael’s little brother, Sam (Corey Haim), definitely reads like a little gayling, what with his sexy Rob Lowe poster, daring wardrobe choices and bathtub showtunes. It doesn’t help that Sutherland’s vampire gang look like backup dancers in an Adam and the Ants video.

Gay director Joel Schumacher’s ode to eternal puberty is more than just a little queer: Just count the lingering stares between new arrival Michael (Jason Patric) and vampire leader Kiefer Sutherland as Jamie Gertz hovers in the background. What up, wee-otch? This 2006 all-boy ripoff of The Craft is worth watching for a bumper crop of surly, shirtless himbos who don’t seem to pay much attention to girls.įun trivia: Covenant’s cast included future stars Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford and Sebastian Stan. Nope, there’s nothing homoerotic about this movie poster. Sadly, Josh’s heteroflexibility leads to his falling prey to a Dutch psychopath with a surgical fetish. When the guys have a foursome in creepy Slovakia, it’s Pax Josh can’t keep his eyes off of. In Eli Roth’s 2005 breakout slasher flick, backpacking American Josh (Derek Richardson) clearly has a crush on his buddy Paxton (Jay Hernandez). Below, we hack through our 13 favorite homoerotic horror movies.